Me, "Nicholas, what's on your head?"
Nicholas, "My helmet."
Me, "Ugh. This is so frusterating."
Nicholas, "Mom, are you happy or cross?"
(Nicholas is a somewhat Thomas the Tank die hard. They use dialect in the show such as, "Thomas was cross. He had been shunting frieght cars all day.")
Me, "Nicholas, why is Christiana crying?"
Nicholas, "I gave her two spankings."
Me, "Nicholas, can you finish her dinner please?"
Nicholas, "I can't, it's because I too berry tired."